You say Britain...

A few months ago at work, we had a rap workshop with the young people in the homework centre... Can't say I was really excited about it (?!) but it ended up being a hilarious evening! I even managed to achieve the lofty status of, 'well sick' (and even had the knuckle-bash of respect) with my rap below (posted here for your amusement):

My name is Rachel but the kids call me miss;
Check out my rap, yo listen to this!
What’s your homework, where’s your school?
Stop yo’ messin’, I aint no fool!
You think I’m boring ‘cos I make you work,
But I can make you laugh, make you smirk!
You say that school just pecks you’ head,
But without no learnin’ – your job is dead!